Say something about gay babies.
Farmville is her only friend.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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