So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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