I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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