My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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