I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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