Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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