just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It's shark week go big or go home
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
