i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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