I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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