Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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