Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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