i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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