Dual....:-)
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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