Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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