too bad you live with your parents still
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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