Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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