I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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