Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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