What tipped you off? The sombrero?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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