If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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