i barfeds in our rink
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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