why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I smell stomach acid.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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