This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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