I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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