My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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