its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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