If that was your dad, he is hot
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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