Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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