I love black thongs
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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