She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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