I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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