Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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