omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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