you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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