I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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