Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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