Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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