wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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