jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Do vagina's smell?
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Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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