I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
