I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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