new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So much rum. So many feels.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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