How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
