no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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