how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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