you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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