I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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