I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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