I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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