Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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