What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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