I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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