I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
foreskin is a definite game changer
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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