Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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