oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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